失控的小宇宙 Universes OUTSIDE Their NORMAL ORBITS

This is definitely a fabricated story happening at the same time but another space where I do not teach.

這絕對是一個虛構的故事，發生在不同的時空……

There is a class with students around 8 years of age who have always acted quite well-behaved during our class sessions. During the past two days, though, they acted a bit abnormally. Without being nosy, when they're inside my class the first day when their homeroom teacher was not around, I asked, 

"Is your homeroom teacher with you guys today?"

有一個充滿了二年級學生的班級，在平行宇宙的另一邊，常常在課堂中表現得循規蹈矩，不過，在過去的兩天，他們卻顯得有些「不大正常」。

好奇心不是那麼重的我，只是在課程中稍事詢問：

「你們今天有上到導師的課嗎?」

"No, she is not. We have a substitute teacher." That was a confirmation proving my intuition, for during those breaks, I had noticed some of them were going "wild." 

馬上得到大家異口同聲的回應：「沒啊，我們今天是代課老師上課!!!」

這等同於從這些學生們的口中証實了我的臆測-------針對他們這兩天似乎比較「野性」的臆測。

In just two short days, almost everyone in that same class became different "creatures," who screamed and yelled, whined and complained, which was quite unbelievable. 

沒錯，僅僅一兩天時間，這些學生們就從原本像小公主、小王子般的乖乖牌，完全一百八十度大轉變，像才發生的日全蝕般，讓人有天地變色之感。

Of course I was minding my own class sessions with the other classes who're, almost all the time, laughing out loud from time to time in my class, so much so that I need to really warn these students from different classes that 

"When you need to laugh, just smile inside. Please do not make a scene for everyone to hear your laughter."

在此同時我也側寫著自己的教學日誌，像是學生們在我的教室常常「必須」笑到失控，使我不得不叮嚀這些不同年級、不同班級的他們：

「請注意不必笑出聲，影響其他同學的學習權益……」

Still, sometimes, people in this current classroom of mine cannot stop themselves from laughing out loud from time to time. Even a few students with certain issues tend to look at me happily nowadays. One of them even was laughing uncontrollably in the middle of the class... 

不過，還是有那麼些時刻，全班總是無法控制，於是大笑、狂笑……

甚至原本有些學習障礙的學生也跟著一起笑……

笑到還有學生會看著我傻笑……

With all these small universes go astray, I do urge myself to stay composed...

看著這所有失控的小宇宙，我的衷心祈願就是自己不要也被帶到偏離了軌道呀……